I am beginning to understand why Jake the Pilot always complains that “nice guys finish last”. It isn’t that you are too nice Jakey-Poo, it’s that you are a complete dork. You make me nervous with your awkward sincerity, your goofy jokes, your stumbling for words. Sorry Jake, I hate to disappoint, but you’re not my type.
Annoyance #2 – ALI. Is it just me or do you also find her far more annoying than Vienna? What have we seen Vienna do that is so nasty or terrible? Production hasn’t shown us any of her misdeeds yet. On the other hand, all we see Ali do is whine, whine, whine about Vienna. Concentrate more on yourself honey. Does the bachelor really want a girl that gossips like she’s still in high school? Get over it.
AliLast random thought on the Bachelor. Please tell me that I am not the only one that looks away, hides my eyes, looks down, closes my eyes whenever there is kissing going on. I do not want to see that business. At all. The thought of all those girls swapping spit with each other through the receptacle that is Jake’s mouth, makes me want to puke. The germaphobe in me gets the creepy crawlies whenever they pucker up.
Every kiss. Every episode. Every season. Creepy crawlies.
And that is all I have to say about that.