Why do I continue to subject myself? Why?

Let’s talk The Bachelor?  Shall we?
I am beginning to understand why Jake the Pilot always complains that “nice guys finish last”.  It isn’t that you are too nice Jakey-Poo, it’s that you are a complete dork.  You make me nervous with your awkward sincerity, your goofy jokes, your stumbling for words.  Sorry Jake, I hate to disappoint, but you’re not my type.jake-the-bachelor
Annoyance #2 – ALI.  Is it just me or do you also find her far more annoying than Vienna?  What have we seen Vienna do that is so nasty or terrible?  Production hasn’t shown us any of her misdeeds yet.  On the other hand, all we see Ali do is whine, whine, whine about Vienna.  Concentrate more on yourself honey.  Does the bachelor really want a girl that gossips like she’s still in high school?  Get over it.
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Last random thought on the Bachelor.  Please tell me that I am not the only one that looks away, hides my eyes, looks down, closes my eyes whenever there is kissing going on.  I do not want to see that business.  At all.  The thought of all those girls swapping spit with each other through the receptacle that is Jake’s mouth, makes me want to puke.  The germaphobe in me gets the creepy crawlies whenever they pucker up. 
Every kiss.  Every episode.  Every season.  Creepy crawlies.
And that is all I have to say about that.


  1. It is like the way you have to look when you pass a car wreck. I watch and scream at the TV the entire time. When Jake was first introduced on the Bachelorette, I liked him. I like nice guys, I thought he was cute. Now, he makes me gag. That wide, stupid grin...the way he gets so upset and is so "sincere" in not wanting to lead anyone on. Of course my real issue is the fact the girls on these shows have careers, education and are still so "cheap and trashy" as my mother would say. I think he will pick Vienna, I can't stand her. She's out to win the prize at any cost and I can't stand to look at her. It is a stupid show, some seasons I watch...some I don't. This season I made the mistake of turning it on and now I can't stop!


  2. Im with you on all the kissing... gross gross gross. But honestly, I am the only girl in America who doesnt watch the show!, so I have no idea whats going on. ;)


  3. Ummm...you are a girl after my own heart! Love things over here :)!